slobbery seconds
when you have s-x with a girl right after your dog has had s-x with her
“hey baby. let’s have s-x.” -sparky the dog
“okay.” -girl
“hey baby. let’s have s-x.” -sparky’s owner
“okay. i guess you’re getting slobbery seconds.” -girl
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