sloozie patrol


n. a pack of attractive, athletic males hunting for groups of loosely dressed females who generally lack self-respect, morals, and/or common values. most often found working social environments such as nightclubs, “downtown”, 5th ave’s, etc.
“we goin out tonight, son?”

“fo sho kid, sloozie patrol is in full effect tonight. let’s do work! …shots?”

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