Slop Dodger


a slop dodger is a lady, who for reasons unknown, prefers not to get her face and hair besp-nkled during the course of f-ll-t–.
“i know she’s a little past her sell by date, , but her toothless condition makes her the most popular slop dodger on the block”.

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