sloppy bob
a cheeseburger with a boneless chicken filet, pulled pork, baked beans, cole slaw and pickles all on one bun.
“for the fourth of july party, i made sloppy bobs. everyone loved them!”
close to a wet w-lly, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target’s hearing organ (ear).
paul: hey bernard!
bernard: hey paul
paul: whatchu doing?
bernard: putting my finger in my b-tt, you want a sloppy bob?
paul: sure! what’s that?
bernard: come here and i’ll show you!-
-bernard sticks finger covered with poo in paul’s ear, paul screams ewww!…can i have another?
when a girl is performing 2 simultaneous bl-wj-bs (but one at a time in the mouth), gets both of them to the point of excitement, and allows both p-n-ses to ejactulate at the same time, then swallowing both loads together.
“dude, he and his girl gave me a sloppy bob.”
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