sloppy carson
a sudden wet messy eruption of sh-t in your pants that runs down your leg. usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. often occurring in elevators of hotels.
i was just going back to the room to get more cash, but i had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.
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