Sloppy Dog
someone that you can usually find hanging around in west london play-parks stealing ice-creams, drinking red-stripe and shouting at mums also known as a nonce, a jeckle and a leach.
they have a don’t care about anybody or anything att-tude towards society and occasionally punch their mums in the face & or s-xually -ssault their dads.
sloppy dog’s are usually be spotted noncing in packs of “boi’s” or “ringers” at local community centre’s. for amus-m-nt they play knock down ginger & knock their knuckles on a hard surface to produce a beat while making clicking or humming noises with their mouths to attract kids. beware.. they are very aggressive and enjoy fighting and touching kids!
it is easy to become a nonce, leach or jackle if you watch the moronic ways of the sloppy dog’s for to long!
#ringer1: oi boi’s, i think izzy’s coming to the squat party tonight…
#ringer2: why you watching her for, shes 15 you “sloppy dog”
#ringer1: you cant talk, you wifed it for 3months you “leach”
#ringer3: you man are both “nonces”…
#ringer4: oi you “jeckle” (ringer3) i swear i see you liking her facebook pictures.
you man are all sloppy dogs.
the most amazing head a guy could ask for..extremely satisfying and sometimes filled with saliva.
sometimes shortened to “sloppy”
ex: they got that sloppy dog last night and couldn’t move after!
ex: she gives that sloppy every night, especially mondays!
variant of “sloppy dog bomb -ss head”.
“give me sloppy dog”
“last night she went down and gave me sloppy dog”
the g-d of counter-strike
sloppy dog will kill you if you dont stfu
a dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.
person: bad dog! you’re not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs…
dog: (vigorously licks own -ss)
person: that’s more like it.
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