sloppy face


when you get your face c-mmed all over.
prescilla got a sloppy face by brandon.
when you’ve had so much alcohol you turn into a dribbling mess, unable to comprehend life anymore!
did you see chris last night, he was all over the place. such a sloppy face!

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