Sloppy Gonzales


disgusting but effective bathroom prank. the sloppy gonzales is performed by wiping your -ss on toilet paper after a particularly messy sh-t and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. also effective on sink faucets as well. a perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.
as i proceeded to take a wicked sh-t at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to “hurry the f-ck up,” so i left the -sshole a sloppy gonzales before departing.

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