Sloppy Grandma


to uncontrollably cr-p your brains out.
mike got so high, he pulled a sloppy grandma on his mom’s couch.
in beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).
hook us up with a sloppy grandma bro.
n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to cr-p uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.
sloppy g’s are gross…i should know

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