sloppy jose
when you have s-x with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
man, drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. then he stole their hubcaps!
when someone (usually mexican) works a 9-5:00 shift, mows his lawn, sweeps the floors, makes sloppy joes and has s-x with his wife without showering and then goes back to work.
man did you see derek pull that sloppy jose? he had to be tired….it was amazing.
(noun)
the act of placing sloppy joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.
that peen mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some sloppy josés instead.
a sloppy jose is when you f-ck a girl in the -ss and just before you c-m you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of jose cuervo. then, let her take the shot like the dirty wh-r- she is.
last night i slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.
when a guy goes down on a girl that slept with two or more guys that came inside her and tastes the other guys c-m..
yo my boy went down on that chick and told me she tastes like a couple sloppy jose’s
the mexican equivalent of a sloppy joe commonly served with carne asada and other toppings inside two slices of bread (pan); torta
the torta is like a mexican sloppy joe.
wouldn’t that be called the sloppy jose?
when you c-m in a girl and fall asleep right after. this will most likely cause the conception of your 4 and 5 child.
i got this condition known as sloppy jose, after i bust my nut i’m gonna p-ss the f-ck out so don’t ask me what i’m thinking about
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