sloppy turkey


when a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face f-ck a bar sl-t causing his bright red t-st-cl-s to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (can you say gobble gobble)
after a strenuous work out dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a sk-nky b-tch to give him a sloppy turkey.

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