Sloppy Tyson


a maneuver whereby you inflict a round house punch to the face after fist f-ing a woman or man in the -n-s, leaving a descernable brown smear on the jaw.
look at the guy’s face, he looks like he just had a sloppy tyson!
a brown smear that occurs as a result of a punch in the face after fist f-ing a guy or a girl.
hey, that guy looks like he just got a sloppy tyson.
after c-mming in the women’s ear, the man takes a bite out of it.
jack liked to sloppy tyson the office sl-t.

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