slossy
1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-f-lch-ng, amazingly drunk
i’m so slossy, i could lick the sm-gm- off a mountain-goat’s taint.
i’m so slossy, i could eat the -ss end of a menstrual skunk.
i’m so slossy, i could f-ck ann coulter.
a term of endearment or pet name for someone you love, usually your wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend. can also be directed towards a family member.
“i love you slossy!”
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