slothopotamus
a slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. woman can’t resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.
slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human dna of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus
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