Slow Child Moment
when someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.
teacher: cl-ss, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
dumb student: wait, so we still have to get to cl-ss on time?
-everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame-
me: that was an outrageous slow child moment. kids, be sure to think before you speak or act, or you’ll be labeled a slow child.
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