slow news day


semi-sarcastic way to say nothing much is going on.
boss: how come you only made 5 sales all day?
you: it was a slow news day, i guess

jim: yo, sup?
tim: f-ck all
jim: slow news day, i take it?
tim: f-ck, yeah!

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