slowreader


figuratively, one who doesn’t pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist
person: he actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? boy, he’s definetely a slowreader.

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