SLPG
seductive loosening of the p-n-s gland. other terms for this include w-nking, masturbating, jerkin the gherkin, or arm wrestle the one-eyed vessel or rub the magic one-eyed wonder weasel. every man does it and every man has a different name for it.
person 1: hey man, why didn’t you come over last night?
person 2: aahhh sorry mate, i had to slpg otherwise my wonder weasel may have exploded!!!
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