SLU Calves



a male that has the world’s strongest calves, thus has no need to do calf raises when he goes to the gym. this man is also known to be an incredible liar and has a real affection for his ra.
calves: hey man what does this machine do?
dis and uts: that works your calves
calves: well im not doing that, my calves are already really strong, did you know they call me slu calves?
dis uts: o really? wow dude have a good workout!

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