slugbat


slugbat – a recently discovered predator lurking in many gardens around scotland, mainly the lanarkshire area. a slugbat is formed on the 16th day of each month and whilst the body is uncanny to that of a m-ssive slug…great white bat wings protrude horizontally from each side of it’s slimy body. slugbats also have 23 inch fangs used for stabbing big bad men and squirting chedder all over the sea.
slugbat -a huge slimey sluggy bat crawling across the garden using its m-ss fangs for destroying local grocery stores and all apex predators.

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