sluggernaut


there’s always one kid that thinks he’s going to be in the mlb, and his father is a coach of his little league team. this usually occurs in the suburban areas of middle america. dad is trying to outlet his insecurities through the decent sporting skills of his son, and wants him to succeed where he hasn’t. the child now has a sense of ent-tilement, but he sucks -ss at baseball. he shall be dubbed a sluggernaut from this day forth.
man 1-who is that kid!
man 2-oh that kid over there? he’s all swag no performance.
man 1- what a f-ckin sluggernaut.

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