slumbering lumber
a d-ck that won’t get hard
me – adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn’t drinking.
jack – he should really see a doctor. they have pills for that now
when you take a long nasty sh-t in your sleep.
i after i finished f-cking this chick we went to bed, but then i woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.
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