the last few weeks in the semester when you’re slummin’ it so hard and the only thing you can afford is bagels and $5 boxed wine which you will save to get you through all those sh*tty finals.
connie: how’s your slumester going?
pam: last week i ran out of laundry detergent so i used body wash and the only thing i have in the ref ridge is kraft singles. thanks for asking connie!
connie: good sh*t, pam!
- orange high school
a feces scented pile of self righteous pr*cks who somehow still believe that the tooth fairy and santa are real and that money comes out of their parents’ *sses. guy 1:yo dude want to go to an orange high school party and get totally wasted? guy 2:nah man i would rather not stand around in […]
fear of air i cant go outside because i have airphobia
- matt wisnewski
an idiot who has the worst combover in the world and will never get any girls and will end up dying with 16 cats. matt wisnewski is the worst name for a kid.
- klarissa melgoza
forehead so giant and has 3 friends. klarissa melgoza is weird af.