slumpbusting
when an athletic player is in a bad slump, the act of finding the most despicable, ugly, fat, hideous member of the opposite s-x and having s-xual relations with that person for the sole purpose of breaking out of the slump.
slumpbusting was a term made famous by mark grace in baseball. example: since grace was in a 0 for 25 slump at the plate, he decided to go slumpbusting and bone the heffer.
the above definition is correct, except for 3 omissions.
1. the word can be used to describe the act of breaking a bad streak in either baseball or the singles game.
2. mark grace made the phrase famous, because he would normally hit in the high 200s, but would sometimes go on a really nasty 0 for 25 kind of slump, and because he supposedly coined another synonym for slumpbusting, “taking the wood to a fatty.”
3. because he made these two phrases famous, a 3rd synonym became used within baseball, and now pop culture, to pull a “mark grace”, also meaning to break a slump by boning an ugly or fat chick.
player 1: man, ramirez hasn’t gotten laid in 3 weeks. and hasn’t been on base in 5.
player 2: yeah he definitely needs to go to a bar tonight, find a swamp donkey and pull a mark grace.
rookie: what’s a mark grace?
player 1: slumpbusting
rookie: slump busting?
player 2: slumpbusting, jack-ss. taking the wood to a fatty.
when you havent gotten laid in forever, and you wind up taking home the first piece of -ss you can. (can be on purpose or by accident)
“dude, i havent gotten laid in forever, wanna go slump busting with me tonite?”
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