slunch
the meal you have between lunch and supper
guy 1: is that a snack?
guy 2: no it’s just slunch
n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have s-x as opposed to eat lunch; origin: “s-x” and “lunch”
“we’re going to go for some slunch.”
a highly derogatory term for females. a combination of the words sl-t, c-nt, and b-tch all rolled into one insult. this saves valuable time and energy when letting some girl know her role.
“shut up you f-cking slunch!” “man that girl is a slunch!”
n.; etymology: a portmanteau word
a single meal that takes place between the hours of eleven in the morning to four in the afternoon and is intended to combine sl-ttiness with breakfast with lunch. ergo, sl-ttiness + brunch becomes slunch.
daaamn. we went out to slunch the other day with bottomless mimosas that degenerated into four loko pong and n-body remembers what happened or who won.
to slouch and/or hunch over. can be observed by noticing the lack of vertical erection in ones back while sitting or standing.
stop your slunching. stand up straight.
to physically accost by half slapping and half punch simultaneously the other b-tch’s face.
“oh h-ll no, b–tch! you did not just pull my weave. i’m gonna slunch yo face, sk-nk!”
when you missed your lunch and you cant wait for supper. thens it’s slunch.
” it was so busy at work i dropped in to micky dee,s and had slunch
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