Slunk Text


(v) when you are ‘drunk with sleep’ or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. this text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.

(n) a text sent or received by someone who is ‘drunk with sleep’
“aw d-mn, i think i slunk texted my ex last night..”

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