slurfed
slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a ukranian jew who hasn’t had a perogie in 12 weeks. so he’s a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your b-tthole on his p-n-s!
i was walking down the street and almost got slurfed… my b-tt hurt kinda tightened up today!
when you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.
i slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary
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