slurp-a-derp


the act of giving head, bl-w j-b, oral, eating out, etc… the word is a combination of “slurp” for sucking & “derp” for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.
it’s that time of the month, so jenny gave johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

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