Slurp N’ Tiger


similar to “slip n’ slide”, slurp n’ tiger is the process of sliding down a series of wet tigers while drinking a delicious sonic drink. firstly, gather a couple tigers (anywhere between 3-14 should do) and hose them down with an industrial kitty water hose. do not by any means feed the tigers cinnamon, they will hate you. then simply lay them all down on their sides in a row and slide down them. don’t forget the sonic drink and, most importantly, have fun!
mark: oh goodness! last night tracy and i went slurp n’ tigering in link’s backyard. it was so much fun!

julie: jolly, that’s amazing! did you do it “live” style?
mark: of course. that’s the only way to do it!

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