Slurpee Sipper


a person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

president obama made the reference when talking about republicans. said obama: “we’re down there. it’s hot. we were sweating. bugs everywhere. we’re down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. every once in a while we’d look up and see the republicans standing there. they’re just standing there fanning themselves — sipping on a slurpee.”
newt gingrich: we need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the const-tution, blah, blah, blah….

president obama: quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!

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