Slurple
having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you’re taking liberties.
derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.
mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for ‘purple’.
hi chris. what’s that your drinking? i’ve never had that before. give us a slurple.
adjective
1. the resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your t-st-cl-s when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. the color of an overly bruised n-ts-ck hickey.
3. purple as a result of slurping.
“the slurple area on b-lls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so i try to avoid it touching my leg. it should clear up in a couple days.”
to slurp a girls v-g-n- and lick it
i am going to slurple that girls v-g-n-
noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for alzheimer’s disease. all in all, a miraculous specimen.
-the only word in the english language that rhymes with purple.
the slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.
it’s an onomatopoeia, or an action word.
in the old batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words “slurple!” showed up.
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