slurpytech
the operator of a convenience store who typically refuses to put paper in the printer of the “self-service pay at the pump” gas pump and thus forces the customer to walk across the parking lot and stand in line at the cash register just to get a receipt for the gas purchased by paying at the pump.
same operator may greet customers by saying “i am sorry the slurpy machine is broken. would you like to buy a lottery ticket”
dude, i stopped at the jiffymart and bought gas and as always the slurpytech was too cheap to have paper in the gas pump so i had to stand in line inside the store for 15 minutes while people bought 15 different scratch off tickets. lame, cheap slurpytech.
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