Slurryfest


a slurryfest is an unusual s-xual fetish and can only be described as a filthy orgy of blood, p-ss and sh-t. a man will be having -n-l intercourse with a woman and when he removes his p-n-s a putrid mix of blood and/or sh-t will spray from the woman’s -rs-hole into a beaker or cup (some people actually design a special goblet known as a “slurry goblet”. sometimes the man or woman will add their p-ss to this rancid concoction to give an extra thrill and a more potent flavour. the man then sucks up the rancid brew through a drinking straw and spits it in the woman’s face upon which he would usually shout “slurryfest” and then slap her violently around the face. although a slurryfest can be carried out by 2 people it is most common in group s-x and is believed to have been started in brighton, uk by transvest-tes who are particular fans of slurry.
“are you coming round tonight for the slurryfest?”

“last night i went to a slurryfest and i can’t get the taste out of my mouth”

“i got drunk last night and my boyfriend made me do a slurryfest”

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