slushveling


slushveling (v.): the practice of shoveling slush (snow + water).

it’s just like regular shoveling, except you immediately throw out your f-cking back.
six inches of snow, then it started raining. i spent 2 hours slushveling, then a week at the chiropractor adjusting my new bout of scoliosis. i’m moving to florida. f-ck this sh-t.

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