Slushy

when a girl is pile drove so much, her organs then become so much like a slushy or they fall out of her v-g-n-.
“dude i pile drove her so hard i swear i gave her a slushy.”
a slang term for people who are “sloshed.”

history:

originally referred to as a hot female who is very intoxicated at a bar or club. they are usually so drunk to the point of stumbling and slurring, while they hit on every guy in sight, hence the combination of sl-t + sloshie + sloshed = slushies

1. (adj) slushed
– slang term for being sloshed

2. (noun) slushie(s)
– a person who is effin wasted
just finished getting wasted
person a bac .10+: duuude bra… im f-ckerd up drinkss draaanks, sheeet niiigga, sooo slushed.
person b 100% sober: good job, you’re the pillar of society.
person a bac .10+: thatttss so tru ohhhh my goood so slushed.

going to get dranks
person a: dude bro, its about time to pick up some slushies at the club!
person b: no thanks, drunk sl-ts are f-cking stupid.
slushy is what happens to a person when they drink too much alcohol and then behave like a sl-t.
what happened to you last night?

i got slushy
to be -ssociated with promiscuous actions.
to be promiscuous.

(or in other words a sl-t or to be trashy)
sl-t, wh-r-, prost-tute, etc. slushy
a slushy is when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s v-g-n-, and almost immediately afterword have s-x again, the c-m from the previous s-x acts as a lubricant, a slushy.
mikaela and i spent the whole afternoon making a slushy
a mixture of pcp and cocaine. you can “do a slushy” or “get slushy.” a good way to get crippled or incarcerated.
“hey, this party doesn’t have enough fights going on. let’s get slushy and fix that.”

“naw, i don’t do no slushy no more. blacked out one night, woke up behind a 7-11 missing these two front teeth. i’ll stick to soft sh-t like adderall thanks.
when a girl gives you a bl-wj-b, you take your d-ck out of her mouth and c-m in her face.
dude, i totally gave mikaela a slushy last night.

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