slut aisle 9


an exclamation used in the club when you and your friends see a person that you know for a fact is a sl-t. it is used most often in gay clubs around mobile, al and pensacola, fl.
“did you hear me mothaf-ckas?! i said i’m calling for a sl-t aisle 9!”

u: hey guys, do you see what i see?
a: h-ll yeah i do! -laughs-
k: i see it too! sl-t aisle 9!
-everybody repeats loudly-
-the sl-t’s friends also scream, unaware of what they are screaming about-

jimmy: i don’t understand why you’re mad at me.
k: because your a sl-t aisle 9.
j: what?
k: you heard me. now go think about what you did.
j: -walks away, shamed-

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