slut goggles


these are obnoxious sungl-sses worn by women. they usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a sl-t.
marcy’s sl-t goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest d&g sungl-sses. the frame temples had the initials g&d on them. how tacky can you get?

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