Slut Mustard
v-g-n-l secretions; booty juice. combination of v-g-n-l secretions and b-tthole secretions combined to form a thick, opaque mustard-like paste. usually forms after 2+hrs of v-g-n-l, oral, and -n-l intercourses. b-tthole and/or v-g-n-l creampies may act as a catylst of formation of sl-t mustard.
ya-n-sh-t bra i was taggin dis b-tch n nutted like 3 times all up in that gootyhole and dat dookie maker, when iz done she had some sl-t mustard fo sho, made dat b-tch eat dat sh-t then do a line.
a phrase used to describe anything used in procuring or during casual s-x (i.e. alcoholic drinks, make-up, c-m).
just heard someone use the phrase “sl-t mustard” in a sentence. win. (from textsfromlsatnight.com)
she spilled sl-t mustard all over my nice shirt!
the aroma exuded by a sl-t.
“she was oozing sl-t mustard.”
“that sl-t mustard smelled like a summer’s breeze.”
saying that a sl-t is covered in mustard. sayin this as an insult to a hoe.
also meaning a sl-t with yellow teeth from giving head.
like saying,boy 1- “wow, did you see that girl jamie? she is a real sl-t mustard.”
boy 2-“yeah i did, guessing she doesn’t brush after head.”
boy 1-“that’s sick!”
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