Slut Stud
1.) plural “sl-t studs”, of latin descent. piercings in the lower region of a female’s back where the tramp stamp is usually located. extremely rare but in existence. usually meant to attach reigns for extra leverage while riding, much like a horse. can also connect car batteries to the plus and minus end in case of heart failure. she is the distant cousin of a girl with a tramp stamp, but displays many of the same tendencies.
guy 1: her sl-t studs were a dead give away! i knew she was a hole in one.
guy 2: that’s awesome bro
guy 1: except while i was riding her i lost control of the reigns and was kicked of her back and fell on the floor. i only had a 45 second ride.
guy 2: wait, are we talking about a rodeo, or the girl you had s-x with last night?
guy 1: both.
or
doctor: wake up??? she’s gone into cardiac arrest. flip her over, someone get me a car battery so i can jolt her sl-t studs.
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