slut yourself into a corner
hitting on multiple people in the hopes that one will pan out, but getting awkwardly trapped in the middle of shenanigans.
similar to burning a candle on both ends, when you get close to the center and things have a lot of potential to go wrong, you have to choose which end to blow
i was h-tting on these two third-year law students all night, so when the bar was closing and i realized they were friends, i thought “sh-t, you just sl-t yourself into a corner and might go home alone.”
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