slutligion


the religion of sl-ts.
man and woman group that does not care about god and his powerful wrath. this group is more interested in s-xual pleasure, and self love. memebers of sl-tligion are allowed to be of other religions as long as they have s-x at any given oportunity, sl-tligion has no commandments. the only rule is do not kill your partner or harm in a negetive way. in order to get into sl-tligion one must sleep with many different people of many different cultures and races. there is no leader of sl-tligion. but if there was it’d be a women…
yo, i met this mulsim chick….shes so f-cking hot she wants me to convert to muslim….but i’m going to show her the ways of sl-tligion and i’m sure she’ll fall for me!

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