sluture
a portmanteau of the words “sl-t” and “vulture”; used to describe a man who preys on an emotionally vulnerable woman soon after, usually, a harsh breakup. for this reason, the woman is often considered a sl-t by the ex-boyfriend and other disdainful onlookers. this is a common strategy of so-called “players.”
note: when a sl-ture is considered a friend of the ex-boyfriend, an extremely clear and hostile violation of the universal bro code is committed.
sluh-chure
i be rollin’ crazy–ss b-tches all day. i ain’t no pimp, i’m a m-th-f-ckin sl-ture, b-tch.
i can’t believe that wh-r- went to that f-cking sl-ture, chad, two days after we broke up…
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