slyly wasted
the act of being intoxicated while still maintaining a sly appearance.
when a boy is at a party and has had far too much to drink, then sees a girl he likes and makes a sly face. then his friends comes up and says “dude, way too be slyly wasted.” the bromance has then taken a turn for the best.
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