Smack List


a list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: oh not much. how are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: uhh…okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: what? i can’t understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: this is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway…
screenname23: you just got added to the smack list.

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