smackanory


the far-fetched tale of woe and lamentation one hears from a drug-addicted beggar in the street. delivered in a (usually) futile effort to inspire pity and thereby extract cash, which will be more or less immediately converted to hard drugs.
i never usually give them anything, but that smackanory nearly broke my heart. and you can’t buy much with 2p anyway.

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