smackasisitosis


smackasisitosis is a chronic affliction that cause temporary to permanent r-t-rdation, predominantly in russian males. this is often the root cause of previous undiagnosed causes of r-t-rdation, and other mental illness. it is very common to -ssume someone with smackasisitosis has actually been huffing gasoline, smoking crack, or simply received a serious blow to the head: the symptoms are virtually identical. however, with the above, recovery is often at least possible, but with smackasisitosis the condition is permanent.
q: “what the h-ll is wrong with that idiot?”
a:” smackasisitosis man, he’s eat up with it…”

“why that’s the worst case of smackasisitosis i have seen, he must need help dressing himself”

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