smackel-jack
smackel-jacked, smackel-jacking. – verb: the hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.
1. shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.
2. taneesha, smackel-jacked jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.
3. michael smackel-jacked stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.
4. day’shawn blocked tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, “shut yo mouth, beeyotch!! you jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, pimp cane.”
5. if you dont shut yo’ b-tch -ss up right now, imma’ gonna smackel-jack yo’ -ss in front of all yo’ peeps, ya heard
6. did you hear how bo’keisha was smackel-jacking foo’s left and right da other day? dat was some funny sh-t, yo.
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