smaid
the fastest cleaning tool. normally someone whose name starts with an s, and gets combined with maid. =smaid. a person who cleans things up after everyone or will do any command.
kristen: “smaidddd, clean up this mess before my mom gets home!”
sierra(smaid): “alright i’m on it!”
dayna: “smaid, your so good at cleaning, i think you should clean my house!”
all of us laugh.
smaids- a type of s.t.d you get from watching way to much youtube expecialy the smosh chanel.
you may also get if form sh-tting yourself trying to go supersayin 4 cause its just not possible
you can help treat this by not listaning to justin bebier(if you listian to his music you will be impailed by a godly ninja)
“hey did you ever hear about that guy who dided from smaids??” “yeah i hurd he was a big smosh fan and he loved justin bebier.” “dumb-ss he should have known.”
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