small business saturday
the sat-rday after black friday. this is the day when business’ realize that they are screwed and start thinking about chapter 13. they tried opening on thanksgiving offering ridiculous discounts only to find out that it is costing them more in protests, pet-tions, and lawsuits then the profits they made for the day. black friday wasn’t any better as most of the shoppers that came in were just looking at the items that they wanted to buy online cheaper then any black friday deal would have got them.
joe: hey did you go shopping on black friday or small business sat-rday?
dave: nah man, i’m doing mine on cyber monday
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