smammered
a point of alcoholic intoxication. a cross between being “smashed” and “hammered”, usually the person h-ss trouble walking, talking, drinking more etc. etc.
person 1: let’s get smammered tonight
person 2: …what?
hammered + smashed
a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the “level” you’re on
“dood i’m so smammered!.. beer pog’n!”
being “smashed” and “hammered”. extremely drunk. unable to walk or speak properly.
“dude! i was so f-cking smammered last night.”
to plan to;or party so much and so hard that the best way to described how f-cked up you want to/or are going to get,is to combine the words smashed and hammered together to form smammered
dude i got smammered last night on cheap vodka and sh-t myself.
a term that refers to being completely f-cked up, dont know where you are, and or high.
“i was completely smammered last weekend”
“lets go get smammered!”
to be totally drunk or high off your -ss. combination of “smashed” and “hammered”. it covers all types of inebriation.
i made this word!
the last time i did those shots i got so smammered i was on top of the bar with my shirt off.
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